Intro: The Beat Drops. So Does My Patience.
There’s a reason DJs wear headphones:
It’s not just to cue the next track—it’s to avoid conversations like,
“Can you play something we know?”
“What do all these buttons do?”
“Wow, so DJing is just pressing play, right?”
Spoiler alert: No, Karen. It’s a vibe. And if music is the love of our lives, people are… background noise.
But hey, even if you’re not behind the decks, you probably get it. Because nothing fills your soul like a bass drop—and nothing drains it like forced small talk at a family gathering.
The Truth Hurts (But the Beat Heals)
Let’s break it down:
- Music doesn’t ghost you.
- Music doesn’t ask why you’re still single.
- Music doesn’t judge your “midnight cry playlist” that suspiciously starts at Adele and ends at Skrillex.
- Music knows what mood you’re in before you do—and it brings snacks (aka bangers).
People, on the other hand, keep showing up to the party without reading the vibe.
You didn’t ask for advice—you asked for aux. Everyone else will know it too. 😎