Welcome to the Adulting Struggle Bus
Remember when you were a kid, and you thought adults had it all figured out? They could buy whatever they wanted, drive cars, stay up late, and eat ice cream for breakfast. Lies. All lies.
Turns out, being an adult means waking up tired, paying bills you don’t remember signing up for, and realizing that “getting takeout again” isn’t a life plan. Oh, and let’s not forget the joy of accidentally calling your boss “mom” in a meeting.
Signs You Deserve a 1-Star Rating in Adulting:
✅ You’re still confused about how tax brackets work, but you pretend to understand.
✅ You just spent five minutes looking for your phone—while holding it.
✅ Every appliance in your home makes a weird noise, but you just turn up the TV and ignore it.
✅ You thought getting older meant wisdom, but all you’ve gained is back pain, anxiety, and an emotional support coffee cup.
The Realization: There’s No Manager to Complain To
You can’t even leave a bad review on life. Who would we email? “Dear Universe, per my last attempt at being a functioning adult, I’d like to request a refund.”
The Solution? Acceptance & A Good T-Shirt
If adulting had a rating system, most of us would be sitting at 1 star—would not recommend. But hey, you’re not alone. Might as well embrace the chaos. Throw on the “1 Star Adult” T-shirt and go confidently into the world—or at least to your fridge for another existential snack.